第七章 震惊三界

王狗子把眼睛又闭了闭，试图把脑子里嗡嗡的响声甩开。可那玩意儿就跟狗皮膏药似的，怎么也贴不掉。他记得清清楚楚，昨天在后山砍柴，那棵歪脖子老槐树又脆又硬，他使出吃奶的力气抡斧头，嘿嗬嘿嗬砍了半天，手都麻了。结果呢？那斧头没砍断树，倒是他自己被人从树上踹下来了。 “嘶……”王狗子缓缓睁开眼，发现自己正躺在一堆乱草里，浑身青一块紫一块的。他挣扎着坐起来，脑袋还是嗡嗡的，像是有人在他脑子里放鞭炮。他低头看了看自己，发现身上破破烂烂的，连内裤都被撕破了，真是惨啊。 就在这时，他听到不远处传来一阵喧哗声。王狗子精神一振， поднял голову and started running towards it, fully clothed. When he got there, he saw a group of people surrounding a middle-aged man with a long beard. The man was pointing at a nearby tree and shouting, “This is mine! I found it first!” “胡说！这树明明是我的！” another man with a mustache argued, lunging at the bearded man. “You’re just trying to steal my property!” “别吵了！” a young woman with long hair said, stepping between them. “We need to figure this out. The authorities will be here soon.” 王狗子仔细一听，发现他们在谈论那棵歪脖子老槐树。这棵树他昨天还砍过呢！他赶紧跑到 tree 边，指着它说：“这树是我砍的！你们凭什么说是你们的？” “你砍的？”那三个人都愣住了，互相看了看。 “是啊，我昨天还砍过呢。”王狗子点点头，心里有点得意。他本来以为这树是空的，结果刚才跑过来的时候，突然听到里面有声音。